Income Tax Return
25, 2002 Three weeks from today is TAX DAY. We all know it.
The April 15th filing deadline is part of our national collective
consciousness. Each and every year, millions of Americans struggle
for days if not weeks to complete their state
and federal tax forms by the April 15th deadline.
In the weeks preceeding the April 15th deadline, most of us are
so busy with our own tax forms that we don't even notice the furtive
activity of our pets. Well guess what, folks? They have tax returns,
never see the 1040-PET forms because our pets and especially
our dogs do not want their fiscal secrets revealed. Most
dogs prefer to be viewed as "dependents." They don't want
to divulge their net worth. And the rascals certainly don't want
us to review all the things they did during the past 12 months.
As such, they go to great lengths to hide their US Individual Canine
Income Tax Returns.
Last week I managed to obtain a copy of one of these elusive 1040-DOG
forms. Oddly enough, I found it under the mattress in the summer
doghouse, right next to a well chewed volume of "The Hidden
Life of Dogs."
A full-size, high resolution 1040-DOG
form is now available printed on t-shirts and sweatshirts. If
you like the idea of being stopped by strangers so they can
read your chest (and who wouldn't?!) then
you definitely need one of these shirts. Be the first on your
block to own one. Or give a 1040-DOG shirt to your favorite
accountant, vet or breeder.
Visit us at www.DogWare.com.
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