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Double Trouble

August 26, 2002 – Larry and Jerry have two heads. That's a little unusual, to say the least, but they don't mind. In fact, there are some definite advantages. They always have someone nearby to talk to. They never have to eat alone. A crumb on the floor? Why with four eyes and two noses, it doesn't last long – although admittedly they sometimes fight each other for it.

All in all, life is pretty good. One of them can sleep while the other keeps an eye out for intruders. And anybody who dares to ring the doorbell is met with twice the bark. When Larry and Jerry go for a walk, it's always an adventure. They get twice the attention from bystanders. They like that. Especially because nobody makes that stupid "saddle" comment that all the other Danes complain about. It never even comes up. They admit their feelings were a little hurt, though, when someone told them they look like a hammerhead shark. "But after our initial shock, we just took it in stride," explained Larry. "Yeah," Jerry added, "the guy didn't know what he was talking about. Not a clue. Some people are just ignorant."

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