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Chantel O. Johnson @ 7:17PM | Sep 4th 2006|

Hahhaaa!!!! I love it!! here is one that comes to mind today....

You pushed to edge with no blankets.
I'm on back back in comfort.
I'm a Great Dane in bed with you.

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Martha @ 9:48PM | Sep 4th 2006|

It is bath time now.
Coax into the warm water.
Bye dirt-Hello sheen

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Wanda Kalencki @ 10:01PM | Sep 4th 2006|

Soft thud awakes me
cold nose attacks my body
Great Dane invasion

View clouded over
Blue gray haze fills my vision
Great dane on my lap

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Anthony @ 10:09PM | Sep 4th 2006|

Let's give it a try...

So pretty and big
Gentle, brave and strong
Please be with me forever

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Ingrid Dohler @ 8:00AM | Sep 5th 2006|

I mostly play deaf
There's a noise from the food bowl
Fast I come running

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Angie Day @ 11:19AM | Sep 5th 2006|

These are HILARIOUS!!!!

Great work Ginnie!!
(I'm trying to think of my own Haiku, but I'm poetically challenged!)

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Mary Lugo @ 11:39AM | Sep 5th 2006|

Come Monday mornings
Ginnie always delights us
Visions of Great Danes

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Eileen @ 12:10PM | Sep 5th 2006|

See raccoon nearby
Mommy's glass window bye-bye
Many stitches my-my

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Janet @ 12:12PM | Sep 5th 2006|

I too am poetically challenged but I love reading these !!!! a great way to start a new week !!!!!!
keep them coming !!!!!!!!!!!!

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Sabernet @ 1:22PM | Sep 5th 2006|

Here's my shot, dedicated to all Danes who totally ignore our attempts to get them to fetch on command:

Here Boy, get the stick
If you wanted it so much
Why did you throw it?

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kathi @ 3:04PM | Sep 5th 2006|

When we first got our Dane, it was an office-wide celebration. My colleagues sent me many dog and Dane links, information, books, toys, etc. but my favorite was a series of dog haikus that I printed and saved. I don't know who the author is, but they always make me laugh.

I lie belly-up
In the sunshine, happier than
You will ever be.

Today I sniffed
Many dog behinds -- I celebrate
By kissing your face.

I sound the alarm!
The mail man -- come to kill us all
Look! Look! Look! Look! Look!

I sound the alarm!
Paper boy -- come to kill us all
Look! Look! Look! Look! Look!

I sound the alarm!
Garbage man -- come to kill us all
Look! Look! Look! Look! Look!

How do I love thee?
The ways are as numberless as
My hairs on the rug.

My human is home!
I am so ecstatic I have
Made a puddle.

I Hate my choke chain
Look, world, they strangle me! Ack! Ack! Ack! Ack! Ack! Ack!

Sleeping here, my chin
On your foot -- no greater bliss -- well,
Maybe catching rats

Look in my eyes and
Deny it. No human could
Love you as much as I do.

The cat is not all
Bad --she fills the litter box
With tootsie rolls.

Dig under the fence--why?
Because it is there. Because it's
There. Because it's there.

I am your best friend,
Now, always, and especially
When you are eating.

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Jane Farmer @ 3:20PM | Sep 5th 2006|

Mother-in-law stay
Cold nose in a warm bathroom!
I am sneaky Dane.

Drink, drink, drink, drink, drink!
Fresh cold water in my mouth,
Shake away the rest!

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Kim Kelsey @ 4:09PM | Sep 5th 2006|

My your dog is big says you
Funny, says I
He was a Chihuahua this morning!

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Barb @ 4:23PM | Sep 5th 2006|

I love this!! And once you start, you can\'t stop...

Here are mine:
Noble giant, now
fast asleep with four feet up- Dignity all gone!

And since our puppies just turned one, I've had pups on the brain:

Pup - one year ago
I could hold you in one hand.
Now, you're a giant!

Puppy breath so sweet
I can sit and watch for hours Future Apollos

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Barb @ 4:40PM | Sep 5th 2006|

Rats! the line breaks didn't come through right on my haikus, but oh, well.

I wanted to ask, who is the pretty Harl?

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ginnie @ 6:17PM | Sep 5th 2006|

Hi Barb,
That's sweet, goofy SIMON. He belongs to Greg and Mary Lugo. I did a story on him awhile back. <http://www.ginnie.coim/DaDane489.shtml>

A big thank you to everyone who is submitting the haiku. It's a riot! Keep 'em coming.


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Lauren @ 9:52PM | Sep 5th 2006|

So much fun today!
We are playing fetch with sticks.
Bring you back a tree.

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Barb @ 10:54PM | Sep 5th 2006|

Ha! Lauren, that's great!
the other day my hubby was trimming a tree, and Teddy found one of the small logs and loves to carry it around! He tried to bring it in the house with him and when I told him to drop it he did - and nearly broke my foot!

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Mira @ 9:15AM | Sep 6th 2006|

Anubis egyptian god
Reborn, returned, shape of dog
Drool drips off my face

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Mira @ 9:22AM | Sep 6th 2006|

Ajax pride of greek lore
Majestic and tall as never before
Cat on slobbery lips purr

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Susan E. @ 3:16PM | Sep 6th 2006|

To my Loves, Rex, Scarlet and Elsa,

Ears up when Alert
Ears down when being a clown
Nose Smears all around!

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Susan E. @ 3:39PM | Sep 6th 2006|

One more--

Brown eyes hypnotize,
Drooly lips for you to kiss,
Warm, cozy where he lies.

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Marty @ 5:25PM | Sep 6th 2006|

Chasing dream bunnies
The real ones will have to wait
Until I'm awake.

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zooey glass @ 7:04PM | Sep 6th 2006|

my boy I love you
my arms around you spooning
comfy on the couch

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Agnes @ 7:26PM | Sep 6th 2006|

Your soft eyes meet mine
Your tail balances slowly
We are so lucky

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Jenny @ 10:25AM | Sep 7th 2006|

Mookie and Ra-Ra
Are they Great Danes or Broncos
Bucking all around

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Jenny @ 10:31AM | Sep 7th 2006|

Having A Bad Day
Come Home and See Furry Face
Happiness Returns

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Jenny @ 10:36AM | Sep 7th 2006|

Look Out Here He Comes
Running Like a Semi Truck
Right Into My Legs

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Marty @ 3:45PM | Sep 7th 2006|

Hear rolling thunder?
No thunder. just a happy Dane
Running through the trees.

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Deborah @ 9:01PM | Sep 7th 2006|

These are inspiring! I'll try and come with something..

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Paula @ 11:39PM | Sep 7th 2006|

Walking Harlequin
Huge, ears up, alert, fine Dane Wonderful; heads turn.

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Paula @ 11:56PM | Sep 7th 2006|

Dane walking, car slows
"Put a saddle on that thing!"
How original

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Marty @ 8:58AM | Sep 8th 2006|

Lips, ears drooping down
Long legs, feet sticking straight out.
Need a bigger couch.

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Sari @ 12:43PM | Sep 9th 2006|

Teddy's brother is Gus, another of Barb's one year old hooligans" and although our 9 year old Grace picked him out, sometimes she has enough of him

Gus says let us play
Grace says Not with me Huge Pest
Gus says wheres the cat?

Pete says Arghhh and runs
Gus runs too and gets to gate
How did Pete clear that?

I yell Stop! to all
you forget your house manners
They look so bored now

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